Happy Birthday to....ME!

You can all kiss my ass.
Today I get a mani/pedi and I think I'll head to the Nordstrom Rack after for some shopping and then taco Tuesday. Then tomorrow....VEGAS BABY with two girlfriends.

Eve wrote:You can all kiss my ass.
Today I get a mani/pedi and I think I'll head to the Nordstrom Rack after for some shopping and then taco Tuesday. Then tomorrow....VEGAS BABY with two girlfriends.

Maybe you could get yourself a gigolo while in Vegas and give us some fuck stories.

No fuck stories, please. I'm not into foot fetishes.

Happy Birthday.

Rich Fingerland wrote:No fuck stories, please. I'm not into foot fetishes.

Happy Birthday.

Never gotten a "footie" before. Not really into feet. Lived with a Jew attorney who did some hand and foot modelling. She did have gorgeous digits likely because she had the money for weekly mani/pedi's.

I tend to want to keep feet away from my genitals.

Rich Fingerland wrote:I tend to want to keep feet away from my genitals.

Some freaks are into that. Course Ive also met women who like it up the ass. Met two in college that would want it straight to the ass, bypass everything else.

So you use condoms yes? I mean, I would think that shoving all the bacteria from in the rectum up the penis would result in a nasty infection.

Not sure about infections of the penis, but you can't take your dick out of a chick's ass and then stick it in her vag.

Rich Fingerland wrote:Not sure about infections of the penis, but you can't take your dick out of a chick's ass and then stick it in her vag.

Yes you can. It normally causes a yeast infection but chicks that want it straight up the ass are used to it.

Eve wrote:So you use condoms yes? I mean, I would think that shoving all the bacteria from in the rectum up the penis would result in a nasty infection.

Almost never back in the day. All the women I was exposed to were on birth control and I didnt really give a shit anyway. The ass clowns didnt need it.

*Jeff wrote:

Eve wrote:So you use condoms yes? I mean, I would think that shoving all the bacteria from in the rectum up the penis would result in a nasty infection.

Almost never back in the day. All the women I was exposed to were on birth control and I didnt really give a shit anyway. The ass clowns didnt need it.

But it seems it wouldn't be good for the urinary tract.

*Jeff wrote:

Rich Fingerland wrote:Not sure about infections of the penis, but you can't take your dick out of a chick's ass and then stick it in her vag.

Yes you can. It normally causes a yeast infection but chicks that want it straight up the ass are used to it.

I didn't mean it was physically impossible - I meant you're not supposed to due to the threat of yeast infection.

I saw this one... er... video where a guy popped out of this chick's ass and went to put it back in and got close to her vag and the cameraman yelled at him.

You will be a worthy and interesting Muslima. All blessings bestowed upon Allah and the prophet Mohammed.

Ali Akbar wrote:You will be a worthy and interesting Muslima. All blessings bestowed upon Allah and the prophet Mohammed.

I killed that nigger and took his bag of weed...for a month I thought I was the thunder god until I realized I had diarrhea.