Alicia Sacramone nude

I've posted about gymnast Alicia Sacramone before



Now she's posed nude for ESPN magazine. Enjoy.

Doesn't do much for me, jeffs thread about ugly bitch madonna should be in here...or deleted lol

Iamwookie wrote:Doesn't do much for me, jeffs thread about ugly bitch madonna should be in here...or deleted lol

Of course not - you only like sickly-looking goth chicks.

Rich Fingerland wrote:

Iamwookie wrote:Doesn't do much for me, jeffs thread about ugly bitch madonna should be in here...or deleted lol

Of course not - you only like sickly-looking goth chicks.

Tan looks pretty sickly to me :p

Tan has traditionally been a sign of good health. The whole tanning bed thing has fucked that up a bit, but you can usually spot that shit.

Sacramone just tore an achilles tendon. She may not make London 2012.

She's from Boston, so she's probably an asshole.

knuttypoo wrote:She's from Boston, so she's probably an asshole.

I hate anything or anybody east of Colorado so yea she's an asshole.

Not really my speed, but not bad. She'd intimidate me in bed.

jj. wrote:She'd intimidate me in bed.

She's only 5" tall. It'd be like that scene in Natural Born Killers where Tom Sizemore strangles the little prostitute.

She has stubby little legs. She could strangle you with them, just like that chick in one of the Bond movies. Put your head between her thighs and crack your skull like nut. In Jeff's case, that would be easy, there is not too much up there.

jj. wrote:Not really my speed, but not bad. She'd intimidate me in bed.

Of course, you're an easterner.

She's 5'1" and I have a LOT of weight on her - so I don't think she'd intimidate me. Gina Carano - yes. I feel like I'd have to take a year to do nothing but work out and take steroids before having sex with her. But Alicia - no, I'd feel comfortable. I think.

What I really want to see is unedited video of that photo shoot. ESPN has a making of video, but it's all shot so you don't see anything extra.

I was looking up Carano and found that she's 5'8". Makes me sick. I HATE being short. Even Anne Hathaway is 5'8". Add heels and it gets stupid. Like - I love Stacy Keibler, but she's 5'11". I'd look stupid next to her.

Good news is Hayley Atwell is apparently only 5'6 1/2", Trish Stratus is only 5'4" and Jessica Simpson is 5'3". Not that any of that means anything.

5'3" is perfect. I dont like them any taller. Dated a 5'11" model in high school. Couldnt stand her. She had a big gash also. My mom still has a Budweiser poster with her on it in her garage.

Rich Fingerland wrote:I was looking up Carano and found that she's 5'8". Makes me sick. I HATE being short. Even Anne Hathaway is 5'8". Add heels and it gets stupid. Like - I love Stacy Keibler, but she's 5'11". I'd look stupid next to her.

Good news is Hayley Atwell is apparently only 5'6 1/2", Trish Stratus is only 5'4" and Jessica Simpson is 5'3". Not that any of that means anything.

You can still bang Amanda Seyfried. Or Portman if you can get over your Jew thing.

knuttypoo wrote:

Rich Fingerland wrote:I was looking up Carano and found that she's 5'8". Makes me sick. I HATE being short. Even Anne Hathaway is 5'8". Add heels and it gets stupid. Like - I love Stacy Keibler, but she's 5'11". I'd look stupid next to her.

Good news is Hayley Atwell is apparently only 5'6 1/2", Trish Stratus is only 5'4" and Jessica Simpson is 5'3". Not that any of that means anything.

You can still bang Amanda Seyfried. Or Portman if you can get over your Jew thing.

Its all pink on the inside.

*Jeff wrote:

knuttypoo wrote:

Rich Fingerland wrote:I was looking up Carano and found that she's 5'8". Makes me sick. I HATE being short. Even Anne Hathaway is 5'8". Add heels and it gets stupid. Like - I love Stacy Keibler, but she's 5'11". I'd look stupid next to her.

Good news is Hayley Atwell is apparently only 5'6 1/2", Trish Stratus is only 5'4" and Jessica Simpson is 5'3". Not that any of that means anything.

You can still bang Amanda Seyfried. Or Portman if you can get over your Jew thing.

Its all pink on the inside.

Rich wants the all brown on the inside.